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So here's a fun little "you know you love Nanami too much when..." list that I made during grade 11 biology class. Are you curious as to how Nanami obsessed you might be? Take the test!
Here's how the system works: everytime you agree with something that's listed, you give yourself a point. At the end, you check the results according to your total points! Easy enough, right?
--- The List! ---
1) You start calling your older brother "onii-sama", with extra emphasis on the syllable "eeee". Give yourself an extra point if you don't even have an older brother.
2) You wished your forehead was bigger.
3) You wondered if Calvin Klein makes cowbell chokers.
4) You wake up two hours early in the morning to get your hair in a Nanami-like wavy state. An extra point if you are male.
5) You think your face isn't pointy enough.
6) You have inspected the whites of your eyes and wonder if they'll ever blend in with your skin tone.
7) You make detailed plots involving wildlife, and like to reveal them in dramatic speeches. Extra points if you can laugh like a madwoman.
8a) There is a purple haired girl that annoys you.
8b) If you answered "no" to 8a, you wish that the girl that annoys you would dye her hair purple.
9a) That purple haired girl has a close pink haired friend.
9b) If you answered "no" to 9a, you wish that both of them would just dye their damned hair already!
10) You affix the name "Touga" to your crush or boyfriend. And you find yourself wondering with they would be like as a brother...
11) You try to persuade your crush/ boyfriend to dye his hair red, and to grow it out an extra foot or six.
12) Your crush/boyfriend actually does this, because he fears for his life.
13) You start looking for girls to be your mob. Or you persuade your female friends to take orders from you.
14) Your female friends actually agree to this, because they also fear for their lives.
15) You have walked by an elementary school, looking for a Tsuwabuki-like kid.
16) You find this kid and train him to follow you. An extra mark if his crib sheets are actually correct.
17) You train your Tsuwabuki so well that he cuts classes just to walk you home.
18) You insist to your friends that you must be called a "-sama". And they do so, because they fear for their lives.
19) You like to host parties in your honour and pretend your house is a mansion.
20) You have a childhood trauma stemming from kittens.
21) You've spent an entire day running around using the word "moo" at least once every sentence.
22) You find out one day your Tsuwabuki is keeping a diary.
23) Your friends complain that you are too paranoid. No one is trying to kill you.
24) Your friends complain even more. No, your Tsuwabuki is not trying to kill you.
25) Your friends all pretend they are busy when you invite them for a curry dinner.
26) Elephants give you the heebie-jeebies.
27) You don't get into fights. You get into duels.
28) You've been called to the principal's office several times about issuing duels. And holding them on the school roof.
29) You bug "onii-sama" (or the male you've decided to call that) to get you a signet ring.
30) Once "onii-sama" buys you a ring (because he fears for his life), you promptly issue a duel to that annoying girl's friend.
31) The principal suspends you for duelling on the roof. Again.
32) You issue a duel to the principal.
33) You joined the student council and were disappointed when they talked about the next school dance, and not about the Ends of the World.
34) Your fellow council members are afraid of you because you start the "crack the world's shell" speech every time you go to a meeting. Nanami's version, of course.
35) You insist that the council members invest in a private elevator.
36) You laugh like a madwoman when things are going your way.
37) You are convinced there is a sword inside of you. (well, two)
38) You one day realize that you don't even know your Tsuwabuki's name. As far as you're concerned, his real name is Tsuwabuki Misturu.
39) Your friends have learned not to say anything about your skin tight duellist suit. Extra mark if you are male.
40) You start giving your day-to-day events weird names like "operation: must get homework done or else I'm toast" will succeed!!".... ooohhh hooo hoo hoo!!
41) And when all else fails, you blame those two annoying girls. And keep sending them boxes of pink and purple hair dye.
--- Your Results ---
0-15 :: Keep trying!
15-25 :: A Nanami fan!
25-30 :: Wow! A Nanami-sama mobster!
30-35 :: Nanami-sama in training!!
35-41 :: It's Nanami-sama!! Nanami-sama!!
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Blonde Bombshell is © 2000-2007 Rose Panzo. Shoujo Kakumei Utena and all its characters belongs to Chiho Saito, Be-PaPas, TV Tokyo, and etc. Please do not take or reproduce the contents here without permission.